To: Robert Chase <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Thursday, June 15, 2006 2:31 PM
Subject: Avoiding Teasing
BPAL is tricky because the stuff reacts really differently with different people's skin and it's expensive. But if you find a good scent, it's really worth it. Excuse the website's annoyingly purple prose-y descriptions. I recommend trying things with patchouli, green tea, and musks. Well, really, try anything you want, but I'd venture a guess that you would want to stay away from the things that have too many "dark" elements or too many "light" elements.
I sound like such a damn woman. See why I wouldn't offer this in House's journal?